#Total frat move logo movie

Garish roots? Making an appointment tomorrow! Because when it comes to appearance-related fails, a pointed and self-effacing offense is the best defense. Chipped toes? So sorry, the salon was closed. What do you think about Total Frat Move's letter to a hookup-totally fine or completely wrong? Holler at us in the comments.My friends and I, on the other hand, are hyper-aware of any external shortcomings. And I'm sorry you felt the need to do it in the first place, but at least you'll have it to come back to this weekend at 2 a.m. In the meantime, I'm sorry we've both taken up so much time dragging this out even further. It's sweet you say I'm a beautiful, strong young woman but you know I don't need that validation from you, right? Did I not exude confidence from the moment you met me? Is that not what attracted you? I feel strong and beautiful all the time, which is why I know that I don't need confirmation from you or anyone that I'll get my Mr. I just want you to know that I don't blame you and I never did, so I'm a little confused on why you feel the need to defend yourself as if you've broken my heart or crushed my dreams.

#Total frat move logo movie

It's a little scary you think that's where our minds would go-I know the shower scene at the beginning of that movie might get you hard in the same way Walder Frey's slew of daughters did but really, Carrie Bradshaw. I think it's really important that you know I never expected you to be my Big-and I think it might be even more important for you to know that when anyone refers to 'Carrie,', like, seriously, EVER, we never think of bloody prom Carrie. Sorry if I'm being a bit harsh but, you know, I just want to be honest with you. Back to your penis: it was certainly a good size but all women know that while length and girth does matter, it's what you can do with it that makes all the difference. After all, this 'body of a jungle cat,' as you call it, need not deprive itself a stack of pancakes. Besides, I'm running a 5K next weekend so I'm not even worried. Your girthy, lengthy penis was discussed with friends over brunch the morning after we met and won't be a topic of conversation in the future when we binge on pancakes because we like to and want to, not because we 'don't care'. So I could only finish on top, sometimes, generally in the mornings when you were able to stay hard enough but that's totally beside the point. Of course the sex was good-I mean, good enough. I mean, yes, on a physical level we were. See? It's clear we were never on the same page. I was thinking damask or satin with maybe a touch of organza-we'll see when we get there, okay? And did you really think I'd actually go through with Mason jars? They're cute and all on Pinterest but champagne flutes and frosted glasses will be all that's available at the bar. But before I let you off the hook for telling the world we did 'butt stuff' (I mean, you can't say anal sex? Come on, even tortured Theon Greyjoy wouldn't be afraid to say anal sex), let's clear up a few things.įirst of all, I'm not planning on wearing lace at my wedding. And that's cool that our values are different and all. Yeah, your last name sounds okay with my first name, but I think I want to keep mine once I finish my PhD anyways-and I know for sure that with all the misogyny going on up in there that you would not let that fly. I'm not thinking it's insane that things are over between us because, really, my parents liked you and all but you're definitely not the guy I want to raise my children with. Play icon The triangle icon that indicates to play